Have you ever been alone in a crowded room when I'm here with you?

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room; well I'm here with you...

“When people talk about success they say, 'Aim for the top'. But I say, 'Why stop there?'"
-- Maria S

Actual statements about why a child missed school...
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.

He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
---diahre--- ---dyrea--- ---direathe--- the shits.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever
and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father
even got hot last night.

yes, I am inconsistent in posting.

"I perspire a lot... It takes a great deal of effort to wield my fat."
-- David Smith

What I call a stroke of comic genius

My first love isn't a boy,
It's a sport
My passion isn't music,
It's sorrow
My inspiration isn't from you
It's all things you put me through
What i miss isn't free time
It's time with you
-- Elaine Cheung

What I call a stroke of poetic genius

FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Are you sure the power is off?
Don't be so superstitious.
Double dare me!
Give me liberty or give me death.
Help!
He's probably just hibernating.
Hey, watch this!
I can make this light before it changes.
I do.
I'll get a world record for this.
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
It's probably just a rash.
I've seen this done on TV.
I wonder where the mother bear is.
That's odd.
That stuff only happens in the movies.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
This doesn't taste right.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on Earth.
Well, we've made it this far.
What does this button do?
What duck?
What time does your husband come home?
I'm going to go over and kiss that cute tiger.
OH SH!T!
I think it's dead.
It's Only a little one.
It's not loaded.
Does this go any faster?
It's not that shallow.
The water will break my fall.
No Tony I don't have your money.
I wont tell anyone.
Bikers suck.
This is good shi...
I built it myself.
I don't need a helmet.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
Pull the pin and count to what?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out."?

So let me get this straight... It's ILLEGAL to keep a deer as a pet. But it's somehow legal to kill one and mount its head on your wall?

“Perfection does not exist. To understand this is the triumph of human intelligence; to expect to possess it is the most dangerous kind of madness”
-- Alfred de Musset

I think this'll be the last quote I'll post for a while. Summer's over and with school I'm not sure I'll feel up to posting up inspirational quotes, all the more so when nobody reads them.

“We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.”
-- Anonymous

Yes, everyone is in a heated debate over the opinion between Canada and America. I'd give an opinion, but nobody would consider it so why bother. Ah well, second last day of summer... how depressing.